Holy chameleons, Hatman! That's not George O'Dowd's alter ego—it's Kelly Osbourne, daughter of Sharon and another famously bizarre musician, Ozzy.

London's Daily Mail reports that contrary to appearances, Kelly was not in fact attending the Church of the Poisoned Mind—the bowler-hatted wonder was introducing boyfriend Luke Worrell to her mama.

Evidently, Worrell made such a good impression that he was later seen walking hand in hand with the Osbourne matriarch.

You can hardly blame them for wanting to keep their distance from the walking culture flub.