Three reasons I crush on Madonna in her 2006 video for ‘Sorry.’

1. The woman recently turned 49, and she still looks like this? Inconceivable! Her sparkling eyes and ridiculous bone structure aside, that pinkish purple onesie number she sports in this video leaves little to the imagination. Not to mention serving as my impetus for joining yoga classes.

2. No one can resist, nor beat her when she dons the silver, go-go inspired outfit. Transformed into the disco queen who reigns supreme, she has guys sweatin’ her left and right, while trumping them in dance-offs. How wonderfully humiliating.

3. She rocks this song for the recently-disappointed-by-her-boyfriend slash bitter-from-a-breakup hard and convincingly without self-pity. Favorite lyric: “There’s more important things than hearing you speak.”